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Primed For Amazon Prime

After lots of pushing from friends, as well as Amazon, to upgrade to Amazon Prime, I have finally decided to do so.  For just $75 dollars a year I get free 2-day shipping on Prime eligible items, access to Amazon movies on my Roku player, and free books for my Kindle!  There are probably even more benefits to having it, but I don’t need to see anymore!  I’m sold.

So I sign into my Amazon account and go to upgrade to Prime, and I see that Amazon has so nicely suggested some Prime eligible items based on my purchase history.  How nice of them!  So I go down to look at their suggestions and what do I find?

1. An Ab wheel.

2.  My hair product that I use religiously. (Okay, fine)

3. A Glass Pleasure Wand (that comes in assorted colors.)

4. Antibacterial Adult Toy Cleaner

What are you suggesting Amazon?!?!  Are you saying that I need to lose a few pounds, because I’ve been lonely self-pity-eating?  But don’t worry, my hair has looked great since I’m running low on hair product.  And thanks, Mom/Amazon, I really should clean my toys once I purchase them. WHAAAT?!? For those of you that know me, it is almost scary to see how accurate Amazon is about my personality.  It really does know how much I care about my stomach, my hair and my vagina!

I just want my Grandma to know that I have never bought a sex toy from Amazon.  I may have bought a small bottle of lube at one point in my life, but what ISN’T better with lube I ask you!  I dare someone to answer that question.  Use the comments section.

 

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Amazon is my Therapist.

This is the exact email that Amazon sent me this morning with recommendations of some books I might like.  Do I have some issues I wasn’t aware of?  Enjoy!

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Dear Amazon.com Customer,

As someone who has purchased or rated One and the Same: My Life as an Identical Twin and What I’ve Learned About Everyone’s Struggle to Be Singular by Abigail Pogrebin or other books in the Family Relationships > Siblings category, you might like to know that Mom Still Likes You Best: The Unfinished Business Between Siblings will be released on May 4, 2010.  You can pre-order yours at a savings of $8.48 by following the link below.

Mom Still Likes You Best: The Unfinished Business Between  Siblings Mom Still Likes You Best: The Unfinished Business Between Siblings
Jane Isay

List Price: $24.95
Price: $16.47
You Save: $8.48 (34%)

Release Date: May 4, 2010

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Kindle Edition (Kindle Book)
Audio CD (Audiobook,MP3 Audio,Unabridged)
Pre-order now!



Product Description
The author of Walking on Eggshells turns her wisdom to the sometimes heartbreaking but always meaningful bond between brothers and  sisters—a  must-read for anyone blessed with the gift (or burden) of a sibling.

There’s a myth out there that good relations between brothers and sisters do not include conflict, annoyance, disagreement, or mixed feelings. Isay believes this is a destructive myth, one that makes people doubt the strength of the connection with their siblings. Brothers and sisters may love and hate, fight and forgive, but they never forget their early bonds.

Based on scores of interviews with brothers and sisters young and old, Mom Still Likes You Best features real-life stories that show how differences caused by family feuds, marriages, distance, or ancient history can be overcome. The result is a vivid portrait of siblings, in love and war.

More to Explore
You Were Always Mom's Favorite!: Sisters in Conversation  Throughout Their Lives Walking on Eggshells: Navigating the Delicate Relationship Between  Adult Children and Parents You're Wearing That?: Understanding Mothers and Daughters in  Conversation
You Were Always Mom’s Favorite!: Sisters in Conversation Throughout Their Lives
Deborah Tannen
Walking on Eggshells: Navigating the Delicate Relationship Between Adult Children and Parents
Jane Isay
You’re Wearing That?: Understanding Mothers and Daughters in Conversation
Deborah Tannen
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Sincerely,

Amazon.com
http://amazon.com

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I guess books are cheaper than therapy?

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