Sometimes even microwaving frozen corn can seem like too much effort for a meal just for me, but for some reason lately I’ve been in the mood to bake. Not knowing what to do with this foreign excitement to get dishes dirty, I quickly looked up some recipes that would be quick and easy as to not lose my attention. What do you get when a cookie mates with a brownie? I give you: The Crownie (as seen on this site.) If you want to do it the real/fancier way, you can follow their recipe, but if you want to jump on the lazy train, read below.
Buy Ghirardelli brownie mix. Just add water, oil and 1 egg. Mix.
Also buy lazy-fucker place and bake chocolate chip cookies.
Squish cookie dough into the bottoms of a muffin tin like so.
Get approval from Giada De Laurentiis before continuing.
Now spoon the brownie batter on top of the cookie dough.
And now bake those little mother-fuckers at 375 degrees for 15-20 creepingly long minutes.
Ta da!! I didn’t burn my apartment down and no one contracted Salmonella!
Applications for the position of my husband can be submitted to AMS517@gmail.com. Please put “Is your dad a baker, because you’ve got great buns” in the subject line.