Things I’m crushing on:

1.  As I write this, some grapes.  Laziest dinner I’ve ever made.

2. My favorite purse in Leopard!

3.  An Army Green Winter Jacket. Fur is just a bonus!

3. Cheyenne Jackson

It was really nice meeting you today at work.  Rumor has it you are gay.  I don’t care, just hold me until I fall asleep.  Although your blue eyes would look great on our future children, you are not usually what I go for. You are like a  Maserati – man.  Lots of fun to look at.  Loud and flashy.  Not to be left unattended for fear of being stolen.  But I’m not loud and flashy or any of that.  I’m looking for a Volvo – man.  Safe, reliable, and good with kids.  Not for now but for later.   You don’t stir up any trouble when we go out, but we can still have a great time.  You’re also a great ride.

Did I say that?

Advertisements

2 Comments

Filed under Uncategorized

2 responses to “Things I’m crushing on:

  1. Elaine

    So clever! I never thought about my type of man ….
    Me

  2. Lili

    I love your man/car analogy! So true! Sports cars are fun for one ride, but you take home a volvo!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s