Hey guys. Let’s talk about how excited I am that spring has finally sprung. (And that I am traveling to Texas on Friday for my friend’s wedding!) The warm weather has really gotten to my head and aside from almost having a fainting spell in the Lord and Taylor shoe department the other day, I’m feeling really great! My sister gave me a piece of Orbit gum and saved my life. Thanks Zoe! It’s been so enjoyable walking to work every day, the sun shining, the nice breeze, the beautiful Dogwood trees and tulips popping up. I just throw on a pair of shades, go incognito and then secretly judge every person I pass and I bask in my spring glow. I’m just kidding. No I’m not.
Even my office is feeling this warm weather. The air conditioning has been blasting so hard in here that I prepare my daily outfits with multiple layers. Sweaters for the arctic chill and sleeveless shirts for when I get my premature hot flashes. I think it’s making our clients confused. They come in wearing t-shirts and mandals (man sandals – which let me note, are gross because most guys feet are gross) and they leave with nipple-itis. Thank you, come again!
I think my favorite part about walking around my office are the beautiful flowers. It reminds me that even though I am trapped indoors for 9 hours a day, 5 days a week, I can still enjoy this beautiful weather. The only things I miss out on are sun, warmth, grass, animals, fresh air, and freedom. No big deal. The tulips on my desk are especially pretty. They may even be my favorite flower. I love the orange and yellow ones. Like sunshine on a cloudy day. I also love pussy-willows, but with their unfortunate name, I will never buy them. But they are just so cute and soft and I love the mixture of the brown branches and the fuzzy grey buds. Damn porn industry ruining everything.
How pretty are my flowers?
What the untrained eye cannot see is how one of the stems broke, so I scotch taped it back together!
What can’t you do with scotch tape? Like, seriously.